/b/ - Random

This is it…

You lie down, you breath heavily, slower and slower at every gulp of air…

Your vision starts to blur, everything around you turns into abstracts patterns…

The world around is slowly turning black…

You see a shadowy figure, slowly walking towards you, the grim reaper…

As he approaches, you wonder…

“So my time has come, right ?”

He now is facing you, then suddenly, he yells…

This is it…

You lie down, you breath heavily, slower and slower at every gulp of air…

Your vision starts to blur, everything around you turns into abstracts patterns…

The world around is slowly turning black…

You see a shadowy figure, slowly walking towards you, the grim reaper…

As he approaches, you wonder…

“So my time has come, right ?”

He now is facing you, then suddenly, he yells…

I’d seriously dress slick in a suit and sunglasses, go to a different city and just get everyone’s attention.

I make the bet.

“i can make you all cum, if i don’t, I owe you $20 each. If I do, you all owe me $10 each.”

“Kachow!”

Knees quiver, a loud cacophony of moaning echoes throughout Times Square. I smirk, and hold out my hand.

I am promptly arrested on vague charges. I am transferred, to an old abandoned warehouse out in the midwest, to meet the highest echelons of the Deep State. They have a job for me.

Once again, I smirk. I’ve made enough from my InstaCum Tour, I call in my AI controlled drone. A strike on the warehouse that leaves everyone in the Deep State dead or maimed beyond any quality of life.

I look at the media storm approaching. If I say it on camera, will America hear my reasoning? I smirk. No harm in trying.

Do United States citizens really believe that their government wasn’t envolved on the events that happened on september 11? First of all: I’m not saying it was an inside job, I’m just asking about the overall opinion of the majority of people. Don’t mean to disrespect anyone. he reason I’m asking this is because I live in Brazil, and on this weekend I was at a dinner party and as this was brought up on a casual conversation, I realised everyone (literally 100% of us, like 15 people of varied political beliefs and experiences) agreed that the USA government was involved. We all have seen the documentaries and everything, but it’s hard to have an relevant opinion when none of us ever stepped foot on the United States for more than a couple weeks.

Hello, I am currently 16 years old and I want to become a Banana. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On January 26th, I’m moving to Southeast Asia; home of the greatest Bananas. I’ve already cut off my arms, and now slide on my stomach everywhere I go as training. I may not be a Banana yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest Banana!

>>1512
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